Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing

This website makes me die laughing. It's a collection of people posting all over the web about what they want to name their babies. There are some crazy names out there!

It's really long, but very funny.

I'm LMAO so loud I'm afraid I'll wake up Hannah at this one:

I grew up with a "grown-up" name (Victoria) and a "kid" name (Tori), as did my sister. I have always liked having both available....so we plan on naming our firstborn son Creighton.
At last! A breath of logic! When he's little, he can be called....Crate of Shit. Or One-Ton Creighton. Or Mr. Defies the I before E rule. And when he's older, you won't know what he's called, 'cause you won't be on speaking terms.

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This one is killing me:

I was thinking of naming my son Toolio. Does anyone know the origin on that one?
---[Jane] DeSac

Toolio DeSac. Boy, can't think of any way that kid'll get picked on. That's one taunt-proof name there!