Steph - Now that's some funny stuff. I've put mine on inside out, but never sideways!! One morning, I must have been half asleep and dh made a comment about using the cotton lining (since it was on the outside) as my change purse. What a weirdo!

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I'm still on vacation here in Long Beach, CA..... but AF showed today. 2 days early. *sigh* Now we're on cycle #18. Even though this was a break cycle, we did BD. This was the 1st cycle since TTC that I didn't test or temp. It was nice. I'm so sick of this. I'm calling the RE to see what we should do. We *might* do Femara/IUI/unmonitored this cycle..... I dunno. Would be our 3rd attempt. I just wanna scream. I didn't read any posts since I only had a minute to update. I'll check when I get back home tomorrow.

Jenn- You know I love you and I'm thinking about you.

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Steph- Wait a min.....sideways? And no vehicular intercourse was involved? Yeah, 6 hours of sleep is NOT enough for you, woman. I'm still trying to figure that out.......sideways.......so, like your body was going through one of the legs and you had the crotch on your hip?
You're a goof!

Stacy- I'm sorry to hear that. {hugs}

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Stacey - hugs... this TTC business is getting old isn't it... I hope something happens for you soon.

Steph - time to go thong-th-thong thong thong shopping!!! Sounds like you need some itty bitty ones

Rebecca - that is too funny that DH told you to use it as a change purse LOL!

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OMG, y'all are so funny. Yes, sideways just like that. With the crotch on my hip. LOL!

Hi Stacey. AF showed early for me too. Dammit. Aside from ttc, that's just a major PITA for the body to be acting weird. Fingers crossed for you.

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Claire ~ See, I have no problem with vagina, I use the word in teaching Biology. But the C word. Oh no. NEVER! Like that word to me is worse than the F word!

Steph ~ Yay, to big girl undies! Time for new ones! But LOL you put them on sideways!

Rebecca ~ ROFLMAO at DH’s comment about the change purse.

Irene ~ LOL!

Steph and Stacey ~ Well AF hasn't shown early for me but my spotting showed up a day earlier for me, a new record, 6DPO. I don't need AF or a temp drop to tell me I'm not pg, Sally Spotting let's me know! That's fine, all the better to get my drink on in Vegas and the liquid courage will help to put that smile on my face in front of preggo bride-to-be.

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Steph - That is hilarious! I have done inside out but never sideways! That should definitely be in your book!

Melissa - I hate 'panties' too, I just say undies. I HATE the word 'moist' doesn't matter what you are referring to. Makes me cringe. What is up with your damn spotting, 6DPO? That's nuts.

Rebecca - LOL@ the change purse!

Irene - VS is based out of Ohio? I would of never guessed that! After you posted about saying 'panties' with an accent, I was sitting here saying it! If DH walked in, he would of thought I had definitely lost it, "Um why are you saying panties with an accent to your computer?"

AF showed & it is light again with no spotting first! I am digging these periods way more than before the Lap. No cramps at all, a little stomach ache but that's it. What's weird is I didn't get the sore bbs or bloating either.

Have a great weekend girls!

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Sometimes I feel like a prude because I have a hard time with all the words for body parts - either they sound too clinical or too dirty...

Karyn - sorry about AF but I'm glad to hear that clearing up the endo has made her bearable. And the other good thing is that you Oed early so it looks like your body is getting right back to its rhythym after the lupron.

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OMG, 'moist'. *sigh* I'm now thinking of Steven Tyler, whom I absolutey adore (not in a 'I want that' way, I've always been one of Joe's girls [Joe Perry, the lead guitarist], who has been my fantasy man for ten years, and actually looks a lot like Daniel, but he is currently loosing ground to Bret, my first true lust, who's had me since I was twelve...TMI, I know). LMAO! ANYWAY, there is this little clip of Sgeven prepping for a video shoot, and the lady doing his body makeup uses the word 'moist'. After a few seconds, he says 'Moist. That's a good word. I love that word.' Cracks me the hell up. He's so dirty. I love it. I want to sit in a room and talk to him for about five hours.

The word convo is cracking me up too. There's very little I won't say when it comes to body parts, clinically or referring to sex. I DESPISE that 'c' word. Severely. I've used it once in my life and I think I was INCREDIBLY hacked off. But oddly enough, I have an issue with the 'd' word. In a sex-way. To me it's a name you call someone. Though I don't. LOL! I'd much rather go to the OTHER 'c' word in the sex way. The 'd' word seems not dirty enough to me. LMAO! Can't think of anything else. There are some things I don't typically say, but don't mind hearing, but I don't have much reservation there.

I spent a few years in the plumbing business like Rhea, and yeah you say a bunch of funky stuff. I also worked for a company called 'Bartlett Cocke'. Yes, said just like that. I tell ya, it is really difficult to embarrass someone who's answered the phone like that at work.

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HOLY crap, LMAO! I completely bypassed the car-sex reference the first time I read this. That is FUN-NY. No, mine usually end up missing completely when we're 'outdoorsy'. Does ON the car fall into this category?

Okay, actually loosing them only happened once...he thought it would be funny to shoot them into a tree like a rubberband.

They just never grow up, do they? He was like, 39 when he did that...

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*whispers* (I see you Jen )

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Yeah....I'm lurking, and I shouldn't be because I am at work. But I tell you what.....I am ready to pull out ALL my hair. These people are driving me INSANE today.

It's not MY fault that YOU didn't pay your bill and now your services are shut off........PAY YOUR BILL ON TIME MORON!@(!*@&^#&!)*$^&$@)@!_)@

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Oh, THAT sounds like a FUN environment to be in when your emotions are jacked up. *pat pat* Yuk.

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Yeah...it's just one of the many joys of working for the local cable company.

AH well....it pays the bills, right? I feel somewhat better today.....although I am still unsure as to what I want our next step to be.

I'm seriously going to have to talk to my doctor about something to level me out, because one moment I'm fine and ready to move forward, and the next I feel like I am going to completely fall apart, and then the next I feel like telling Joe he should find someone who can give him a baby and just forget about me. It's a wild ride, and I'm really getting sick and tired of it.

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Jen...you have as much right to a baby in your arms as anyone. It SUCKS that it's so GD hard for so many people. But it's not your fault. You deserve to have happiness. This will get straightened out somehow. I believe that with all my heart. I know when this stuff happens, you spend some time feeling like a defective machine, but Joe loves YOU, you aren't disposable.

I think it's actually a good idea to speak to your doc.

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I know you're right Steph....my brain is just really jacked up right now....for obvious reasons.

We'll get it figured out, and be fine. Or something like that...........

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