I am with you guys on being nudists. I could do it all the time and so could DH but we never could do it at one of those nudist colonies because we would both be cracking up, not that our bodies are that great, but we both get the giggles at things like that.

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Lisa- OIC, so it's kinda like central park? Yeah, my bad. The dude is a wacko. At least he wasn't chasing anyone with his willy. That happened here once. Some guy would randomly jump out of dark alleys and chase people holding his thing. not sure they ever caught him though.

Yeah, I walk around naked alot, too. But I hate feeling all my wobbly bits jiggling. And DH could totally be a nudist navy seal. Whenever the dogs start barking and he runs out to the porch with his assault-rifle to protect the house-naked-I have to laugh.

Steph- You staying right-side-up today? Hope you ate something and are feeling better

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LOL@ the nakkie talk. Ah, let me think back to my past life...hell, we used to barely heve clothes on ever when there was no one around. He's like a toddler though; he'd be nakkie 24/7 if he could. The second he walks in the door he starts peeling off clothes and leaving a trail.

And OMG, I totally got a mental of a nakkie DH w/a gun on the front porch in the dark, Rhea. ROFL!

Yes, I'm upright. Still feeling a little delicate, but I'm being vigillant about eating every few hours and staying hydrated, I guess I just really did a number on myself over the weekend. I need some sleep, but I'm having trouble with that, for the reasons that we talked about before. *kill me*

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Nope, not gonna kill you......but can I smack you around a little?

Glad you are mostly feeling better, steph. LOL at the trail of clothes. DH has been dumping his in the guest ("his") bathroom lately. not sure why . Oh, and DH does his naked-navy-seal thing in broad daylight, too. LOL! But the only way anyone could see is if the train comes by- or if there does happen to be an intruder staring down the barrel of an AR-15!

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I can't do nudie!

Karyn - how long are your normal cycles? I went stalking your chart today....

Claire ~ LOL about DH running outside nekkid! So your DH uses the guest "his" bathroom too??? I thought it was just mine. He is such a ninny. He doesn't like to use our shower because our bedroom kind of bleeds into the bathroom, like there is a small room for the toilet, but everything else is open and he hates the shower because there is not heat trapped in so he uses the guest one and there are chonies all over the floor in there!

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Chonies! You know, that word probably doesn't translate everywhere.

Actually, DH uses the guest bath as his, er, "reading" room. KWIM? So there are chonies and gun mags all over.

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LMAO@"chonies"

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Claire - So what your saying is if any of us are in New Mexico, we should call first before coming over? We might get a gun pointed at us by a naked man!

Steph - Glad to hear you are feeling better, wish you could get a good night sleep.

Cassie - My cycle is usually 27 or 28 days. AF should be here this weekend!

Melissa - LOL@chonies! That word always makes me laugh for some reason!

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LOL @ chonies. I don't hear a lot of people around here using that, unless they lived in the SW for awhile.

My DH uses the guest bathroom too, but just for shaving. That way, when we're both getting ready for work, I can use the bathroom off the bedroom. I don't think anyone's ever showered in there though. I'm guessing there's a layer of dust a foot high in the shower. LOL

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Forrest only uses the guest bath when I am in our using the bathroom. We have double sinks so we can both get ready at the same time.

No sightings of naked people yesterday in the forest, thank goodness.

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We only have one bathroom (it's an old house), but because the closets are so small my clothes are in our bedroom closet and Dh's are in the guest bedroom closet. My dresser is in our room and his dresser is in the guest room. So we call that "his" room. LOL One day we will renovate and have a real master suite and be able to get ready in the same room

Karen- Oh yeah, we don't get un-announced visitors. If the timing were right, you'd see us

Christie-our old house was like that, so I know what you mean.

Ok, about the chonies.......we actually say it chon-es, do ya'll say it chon-eees? just curious.

Lisa- LOL at the naked people sighting update

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We say "chon-es" but that's because that's how Mexicans say it. It comes from the spanish word "calzones", which means underwear. Funny how in italian it means pizza turnover.

We have more bathrooms than people, and I swear Juan manages to pee on every seat in the house before the day is done.

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We say it "choh-nehs" too. Very mixed language culture down here so you'll often hear people flipping back and forth between languages and there's a lot of daily slang-type spillover that is widely used.

Yeah, I need to kick it in gear and get to sleep properly tonight. I still don't feel well and I think it's b/c I'm not sleeping.

I made a little progress last night with the moving plans; I accosted two gentlemen from a moving company when they were getting gas before I went in to pay for mine. He was pleasant, gave me the name and number of the company. Not much, but a little something.

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Steph- I'm totally picturing you grabbing thier butts(Acosting). "hey baby, I got something you can move".....LOL. I hope you get some sleep, too. Can/do you ever take pills for that?

Yeah, we have that whole spanglish thing going on here, too. We always make fun of ourselves for saying "eeeeeee". That's actually a word here. couldn't really tell you what it means, but we all know! I guess it's an exclamation more than anything. And "A la ve" is a big slang one here that I can't explain.

Em- Oh, I though Brandon was the only one who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn! I'll even point to it and he denies it!

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Eeeugh, Rhea, yuk, no. Hey there, what kinda wh%re do you think I am? LMAO! I'm a good, faithful girl. To my errant husband, AND my fantasy man. You know who it is. Heh. I told Danny a little bit about that in the past few days (it's in way high gear, it's why I'm not sleeping; partly fun, partly out of my control and putting me through the wringer). He's jealous. Good. Ha. I asked him (egging it on) "you're not seriously jealous of someone I've never...okay well I can't say we never met, we met, he felt me up, I kissed him...(insert wicked giggle), but someone who's not real in my life in any way, are you?" He said 'no...maybe a little'. I reminded him that I told him I hit the wall a couple months ago. But anyway, nyah-nyah to him. Be jealous. I told him that if he doesn't go to Florida, I'm going to Phoenix instead. Not a game-player by nature at all, but yes, I'm actually messing with him and expecting him to be jealous. He knows how frighteningly powerful my mind is in fantasy-land. My brain gets to the point where it's firing off on such an extreme level I can see flashes. Eyes open, lights on, like a flickering light fixture. How weird is that? *sigh* I swear, someone should put me in a lab and study me. I'm such a %&$*ed-up freak.

Yes, I do take prescription sleeping pills, but it's only a tool, and not powerful enough to actually knock me out if I don't do some other things.

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