When I was in high school I was a secretary in the shipping department of a sewing room. We had two wonderful and sweet customers, one named John T. Ass and the Tyrone P. Pissant. Both were wonderful men that were always very good to me. But those names, I would have never married either one of them. I also worked with a lady name Fanny Butt, I would have had to think long and hard before I married someone with the last name Butt. Her maiden name was Spotts, so not too much better there either.

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