Louisiana...ok I had to post this cause I was LMAO b/c they are ALL true! (not all for me, but my area for sure)! Let me know if some require explanations!



-Your sunglasses fog upwhen you step outside, even in December.
-You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads
-You don't look twice when you see pink flamingosin yards of nice subdivisions during Mardi Gras.
-You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils.
-Your ancestors are buried above the ground.
-You drink Community Coffee, have tried Starbucks, but don't see what all the fuss is about. (YEAH!!!)
-You take a bite of five-alarm chiliand reach for the Tabasco.
-Every once in a while, you have waterfront property.
-You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones," and you know what he means.
-You don't learn until high school that Mardi Grasis not a national holiday.
-You push little old ladiesout of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads..
-Little old ladies pushYOUout of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads.
-You believe that purple, green , and goldlook good together.
-Your last nameisn't pronounced the way it's spelled.
-You know what a nutria is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team.
-Your town is low on the education chart, high on the obesity chart and you don't care because you're No. 1on the party chart.
-Your house payment is less than your utility bill.
-You know thatTchoupitoulasis a street and not a disease.
-Your grandparents are called "Mam-Maw"and "Paw-Paw."

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