Okay, inspired by this post, I went down to Victoria's Secret tonight and got measured. That woman was nuts.

I was a 34B.5 before preggo, a 34D+ when preggo, and honestly didn't know what I was now.

So I settled on taking 34Cs into the dressing room. They fit, they were comfortable, and they are what I wound up buying.

The size the girl said I needed according to my measurement? 32B. I haven't been a 32B since the 7th grade.

I don't know what she did wrong!