OMG....Em, that was soooo funny. I'm still chuckling to myself.
OK...I know this probably sounds morbid, but the first color that came to my mind was black. What do y'all think? Too depressing? I really like black...a lot of my clothing is black...in fact my bridesmaid's wore black dresses at my wedding. Hmm..I guess my runner up color would have to be??? IDK!

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